On Saturday night Colin took me to Parallax for dinner, about which I have highly mixed feelings, so I will do my best to be objective and explain my basis for them all:
Pros: The decor was lovely: sort of a hip, streamlined, ocean-y if you will palette with modern touches without being so much so that it was a discomfort (if that makes sense). Our server was friendly and polite and the wines were a joy. I am really starting to appreciate New Zealand Sauvignon Blancs, by the way… (this coming from the girl who once said amen to the quip “life’s too short to drink white wine.”)
Cons: Our table wasn’t ready when we arrived (despite our reservation) so we got stuck sitting at the only remaining seats at the bar, which were by the sushi station and, therefore, smelled highly fishy. Also, since Parallax supposedly specializes in seafood, I opted for the potato pancake with smoked salmon app and scallops w/ jicama-cucumber slaw and coconut rice for my main, thinking they would be safe bets. I was a bit disappointed on both counts: potato pancake with smoked salmon is truly hard to mess up, so in all fairness it wasn’t that they made it badly, it was just a bit too drenched in butter and capers, so the flavors of the salmon and potato took a back seat. My scallops were not bad, either, but were more resemblant something I’d expect to find at a Disney World Resort. The coconut rice did not do much for the scallops and as I always say, you can tell a good restaurant by how they treat their scallops. They are such delicate little things, they really need more TLC than they received here… Colin called them “cruise-ship-y” and I think he about summed it up.
Perhaps now would be a good time to elaborate on what I mean by “not bad” because when it comes down to it, that’s how I’d have to describe everything we ate there. Colin had the croquettes (decent but nothing noteworthy) and the trout, which was probably the least stellar dish of the evening. The fish was a bit dry and placed atop a scallion pancake that was both heavy and overwhelming to the flavor of the fish, in a sort of “play at contrasting textures” gone awry. The sorbet, which we shared, as also not what we’d hoped for. It basically tasted like your usual run-of-the-mill carton sorbet. Despite it’s rather unusual texture, I preferred the rhubarb sorbet at Bistro at Lincoln Park because it at least went out on a limb, flavor wise. Then again, maybe I am just a bit bitter that we paid $6 for a dessert Colin could have done a better job of, himself (and has).
I was also slightly surprised by the crowd, given the price tag. Apart from the sweetest day dinner-goers, we had the good fortune of sitting between two groups of rather loud individuals whose conversations I didn’t want to but could not help overhearing and ran the gamut from profanity riddled explanations of how amazing their new sneakers were to how certain religious groups (here unnamed to protect the innocent) are trying to take over the world. I know this is nothing the restaurant can help, but it sullied the experience just the same.
So the final verdict? Go to Parallax for the interior and wine selection, but I would not recommend a dinner visit. If you’re looking for good scallops, try Fahrenheit. And if it’s potato pancake and salmon you want, well I’d say it was better at that old chain Atria’s at Legacy Village, but it’s no more…
After dinner the evening called for a little Velvet Tango Room therapy, so we headed over to Columbus Ave for some good, old-fashioned, knock-you-flat sidecars. No sooner were we in the door than the memories of raucous, dogmatic restaurant-goers began to be soothed by the gentle lull of piano and bass and whilst sipping on the pure, homemade goodness of a cocktail as it should be (festooned with a cherry so tipsy it would make Oscar Wilde blush) we settled into a Saturday evening with only one interruption: three angry VTR newbies contesting their $15 grey goose on the rocks, to which the bartender sweetly responded “well you get what you pay for here.” And we did.